(Source: aristocr4tic)
(Source: aristocr4tic)
- loki: kneel before me, puny huma-
- all of tumblr: *falls to the floor*
- loki: ...well, that was easy. now-
- all of tumblr: oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!
- loki: wha-
- all of tumblr: look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!
- loki: look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-
- all of tumblr: omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj
Jim Hodges Untitled (2011).
Inside is Outside is Inside
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ydpq2zva1qewacoo1_r1_500.png)
(Source: onac911, via gunslinger)
Anonymous asked: perfect teeth are overrated. the brits all have wonky teeth and we love 'em all the same! :)
That is so true… Thanks for pointing that out, anon! Brits fo life!
Anonymous asked: why don't you ever smile with your teeth in pictures? you have suuuch a pretty smile!
I’m shocked that you’ve noticed that… I hate my teeth, so it’s just become habit that I try not to show them. I guess they aren’t the ugliest things in the world, but if I could every do anything for myself, I would get my teeth fixed.
(Source: distanceisonlyanumber)
(Source: pikachuinthesh0wer)
Anonymous asked: Tell us about the smallest penis you ever encountered and how you reacted. :P
Fun fact: I’ve only encountered one penis and it was fairly recently. It’s name was Bowser and it was a pretty impressive size.
Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle…
50 DAYS UNTIL THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
(via gunslinger)
